IF YOU MEET A PERSON NAMED ALISSA WALK AWAY!!!

Just do it.

It's my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
I'M ELEVEN!!!!!!
HA!! THE SHORTEST PERSON ALIVE ISN'T OLDER THAN ME NOW (joe, u no who u r)!!!!
So I'm gonna go celebrate with some food...

It's been a while...

Green is the appropriate color for what I am about to say.
So I haven't posted in FOREVER and I got a few things to tell ya BUTTLOADS O' FREEX!!
First, I have found out why I call you freex. If you aren't my friends (in the range from 9-11) then you are some creepy, old, sleezy, slimely, 35-year-old PERV looking at a little girl's blog because his social life is WAY more pathetic than everything I say (which may or may not be true. Peytyn - do not show what I just said to your parents they'll get upset).
Second, I just got done being sick. Wait a second - this color is kind of sickening. And it's not why I picked green. I picked it just because I like green and...
Third - MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP!!! What does that have to do with green, you might ask? Well, I don't know. But green is my favorite color and BIRTHDAY'S are all about MEEEEEEEE!!!! My birthday is November 19TH so commenting on my blog-o or giving me your blog or something would be pretty flippin' cool and it would be an amzing birthday present from all you random people that happen to read my blog.


BUH-BYE-BYE!!
P.S., my Mommy's gone for 2 WHOLE DAYSSS!!! I miss her soooo much :*(

Guess what's GAY!!

I didn't win Neon Bright Night! So I'm not gonna go through the effort picking a special font or anything because APPARENTLY I'M NOT SPECIAL!!
I don't even wanna tell of the HORRIBLE NIGHT I had last night.
So I won't.

*Yawn*

dis izz sleep tok 4 mi
im tird

Totally 80's!!!

Going all 80's tonight!!

It's Neon Bright Night at my church and I'm SO going to win! I look totally HOT!!! The prize for whoever is the AWESOMEST wins Skittles!!! I hope SOOO much that I win! I've NEVER EVER participated in one of these events before; Clown Night, Under the Big Top Night, Funky- Crazy Tie Night, and Crazy Hair Night. You wanna know why? I FORGET! I SOOO wanna win!!!Peace, freex

Special THANKS!!

Thanks a BUTTLOAD, PEYTYN!!! PEYTYN OF PEYTYNSBLOG.BLOGSPOT.COM (SHES FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!) FOR LUVING MISSY ENOUGH TO NOT DISS HER OR WISH HER DEATH!!

THANKS!!!

Thanks.

Missy DIES?!?!?!?

So on my real site, OMG4ME.com (UNDER CONSTRUCTION --- YOU CAN'T SEE IT), I got alot of people commenting STUPID stuff like:
luvbug101: 'dude y do u even TRY to make peeps like ur stuff? it;s gay'
amyTHEgino (~> my word!): 'why cant missy just DIE?!?!?!?'
retroREVERS@therollarena (LONG NAME): Reply To amyTHEgino: 'I TOTALLY agree --- why doesn't she just DIE? I like the story, EPic, but a sick and creative twist would be to make the main character DIE. I would totally buy this book (is it a book?) if I knew there was going to be a sick twist in it! Consider it!'

So, since tons (I didn't name them all) of freex wanted me to make Missy die (THANKS, amyTHEgino!!!) I am going to make an announcement!

We are gathered here today to celebrate the celebration of life for Missy Crombwell. She was loved here on Earth, and on Saquoar. Missy thought that sometimes Fallen and Sheer, her best friends on Saquoar, were the only ones that loved her. It is sad to think that she went through that much pain and sorrow at her real life that she thought made up characters were the only things that appreciated her. Missy - where are you? Now I shall speak for Missy. The words she never got to say:
Why does nobody love me? Oh, you love me now. Now that I'm dead. YOU HAD THE CHANCE! But you wanted me dead. Dead. The word that crossed my mind a thousand times a day, and increased every moment. When I tripped on that hula-hoop and busted my lip, you giggled and told me to 'Toughen up, sport. You'll never find a companion if you pout like that," How is that love? Was I supposed to say, "Gee, thanks ma! I'll never cry again! Or I'll never, ever think that my lip split open hurts --- because YOU told me it doesn't! Thanx!" Why couldn't you just appreciate me while I was walking with you? Because now I'm walking with Jesus.
Thanks.
Thanks for loving me.


We are sorry, Missy, that you never got the chance to be loved.
We are sorry.


Well, there YA go! Ya buttloads a' freex!
Enjoy your death!

Yo yo Yow Chen?????

Freaks,
If you ever see a person that looks or is the following: Chinese, Japanese, Asian, or anything else that follows those categories, never say yo. Not to them, but to anyone around them and here is why:
U: Yo! Sup?
Chinese person: I do good.
U: Huh?
Chinese person: You say name. You say Yow. I Yow Chen.
U: Oh, um I wasn't talking to you...
Chinese person: WHAT? That just offensive. That slang. That bad.
U: Uh, it just means hi.
Chinese person: Then why you no say hi? You say yo? Offensive.
U: K, hello.


And that is why!

Missy

"Missy, please just sit." His hand was gone now. And he was staring at me with this weird look in his eyes. Fallen was calling me. I told Mr. Mort something very important so he would let me leave. "Mr. Mort, I've been a bother. And I've irritated you plenty. Now I'll be going."
"Where are you going?" Where was I going.
"Saquoar."
"Ah...very well, then." Then I crawled under the table and left.

I'm in Saquoar now. "Miss Madaim, the Queen wants you." Fallen said.
"Why does the Queen want me?"
"She has pricked her finger again on her shawl. And it won't stop bleeding! She needs a thick band-aid, and only you have one! Please, come quick! It's a matter of life and life with pain!"
"I'm coming and I'm bringing the extra thin bandage."
"Why the extra thin?"
"The Queen hasn't been kind to me! She hates me!"
"She doesn't hate you. She hates the fact Mr. Prince loves you!" The prince loves me? "Since when does the prince love me?" I asked Fallen.
"Since you skipped out on him during tea. He said it was sexxxay."
"Um...okay."

Missy Some More

"So...what did you do on your...land, Missy?"
"Oh, I skipped out on the prince."
"You what?"
"Ditched, left, gone early. Learn the slang Mr. Moron!"
"Mr. Mo--- sorry, Missy. But you're not going to get me like you did the other counselors." He leaned towards my face. His breath smelled like puke. Gross. Puke, spearmint, and coffee. Yum...no, nevermind. That just doesn't work. Even a sarcastic yum makes it sound gross. "Listen, Missy. Your mummy told me all about you. I know everything."
"EVERYTHING? She was in here for five minutes!"
"I know you pose nude for Japanese elephants!"
"WHAT?!"
"Just kidding!" He gave me a warm, welcoming smile. It made me sick. He continued, "So, Missy. What is your land called?"
"Saquoar,"
"Very interesting. And your name on Earth is...Sarah?"
"Not even close, buster. It's Mist. No matter what my mother calls me, it's Mist."
"Adorable-"
"It's NOT adorable. Do you think dead kittens are adorable? I mean before they were dead they were adorable, so why not when they are?"
"Excuse me? How did we get on this subject?"
"Buddy, I think we're done here." I began to stand when he put his big, beefy, slimey hand on my shoulder. "Wait --- we're not done here!"
"Uh, okay, Buddy. I don't know where you're from, but here when people say 'I'm leaving' you let them leave!"
"No, not when you're getting paid to make them stay!"
"Dude, just let me leave. I don't have any issues, kay?"
"I didn't say you did."
"Yeah, ya kinda did. Why am I even here if I have no issues?"
"Um...to chat...? Yeah - to vent. So are you a princess on your magical land." Magical...I hate that word. It's another word for, "You're a freaking psycho, let me leave." I'm not stupid.
"Okay, buddy. Or friend. Or Bob. Or Jake. Or freaking maniac that won't let me leave! Where I live is not 'magical,' got it? And it's my world --- and there's no fairies, no ponies, no rainbows. It's a mixture of fall and winter. It's dark and cold!"
"Ok, hon. Take a seat." He comforted me even though I was mad. Really mad. But I wouldn't let him take me. In my head, I could hear Fallen and Sheer screaming, "Don't go, Miss! You're not his hon!" He was pointing his open hand towards the chair I once sat in. "NO!"
"Please, just sit. We can talk."
"I DON'T WANNA TALK! I HAVE FALLEN! AND SHEER! AND THE PRINCE!" He looked at me as if I was insane.

Missy again!!!

Eventually, Mother got me dressed and got me to Mr. Mort. He was quote, "Unsatisfied with my decisions." And then he...well here's our conversation.

Mother: "Missy, go sit down. I have to tell Mr. Mort about your...let's call it 'episode.'"
ME. "Mother! My name is Mist on this planet ---- and FINE! I'll just go to Saquoar! I'm running late for tea with the prince!"
Mort: "I see..." Then he whispered something I couldn't hear. Eventually he took my Mother away into another room. Then she sat down and he took me in the room.
We sat down. He had comfy chairs. Different that the others. They were squishy. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince. I must go now. Tell Fallen I am truly sorry! Bye!" I said. I was in Saquoar. The prince slammed down his goblet. "Oh, please. Miss Madaim, we've just begun! And you musn't go when you've run late to begin!"
"Oh, but Mr. Prince, I have to go...really." He was unhappy and glaring at me. "Very well, go. No more tea though. Ever." Too bad. It was good tea. But the prince was not a happy person; very tense. So I wasn't having a good time, anyway. I turned back, "But I'm taking this tea!" Then I grabbed the teapot and left the castle.
Now I'm on Earth.

Missy

Today I have to see counselor Marty. But Mother says to call him 'Mr. Mort.' But I won't. And he will call me Mist. Because that is my Earth name.
But Mother tells me otherwise. She says, "Missy, your name is Missy."
"Mother, I will not be here long. I cannot stay long. Sheer and Fallen need me. We have tea with the prince soon." Then she snickers and seats me down for a reality check in the 'reality chair.' I do not like the Reality Chair. Fallen says the Queen does not approve of this punishment. That she says, "It simply is not a punishment, but more of a treat. You get a break from the Earth surrounding you. The Earth that is not good. Only Saquoar is good. Earth is not good." Then she fiddles with her shawl, pricks her finger, and mutters one of her daily plans. Today it was, "Miss Madaim has tea with the prince. How wonderous. Pretty soon he'll marry that goat that stalks me." Fallen said she does not approve of the chair, nor me. But I am fortunate enough to live in Saquoar with no interruption.
Anyway, now it is time to leave. I have to see that counselor. "Dearest Missy, it is time for your counselor meeting. Are you prepared." I tore off all my clothes and stood in the middle of the kitchen. "No, mother! I am not!" She walked in the kitchen and turned beat red. "MISSY! There is a window RIGHT THERE!! Have you no sense at ALL?"
"I have sense."
"Oh, yes that is why we see a counselor every day instead of school."
"Mother, that is your fault!" She carried me outside and screamed, "HEY WORLD, MY DAUGHTER IS NAKED!!! COME LOOK!!!" I panicked then covered myself. "MOM!!!"
"Well, Missy. Standing in front of the kitchen window butt naked is the same as standing on the porch and telling the whole world about it!"
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Sup, freex?

So this post is TOTALLY RANDOM!! And I'm gonna give ya little story! I make them up!!! RIGHT ON THE SPOT!!! So if ya's got any requests (WHICH I HOPE YOU DO) just comment below and tell me what it is!!!!!

This story is about a girl named Missy. Missy is a little on the off-side. Join me on this magical journey to Missy's side of the world.....

Hello, my name is Missy. But in Soquoar, I'm Miss Madaim Colee. I live in Soquoar. But my Mother and brother tell me otherwise. And so do the hundreds of councelors I've been to.
But I know they are wrong.
And I am right.
Because only I can go to Soquoar.
And only I know it is there.
Only I am right.

Little Big Planet

AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

I HATE LITTLE BIG PLANET!!!

IT ONLY FRUSTRATES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but its a freaking awesome game

PENGUIN IN MY HOUSE?????!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?

Sup, freaks?


So I like LURVE my blog, so I've been hangin' on it. Oh, yeaaa hangin' on it is my thang. IT'S A WERD! 
K so I've been hangin' on it and every time --- I AM NOT JOKING --- my cute, fluffy, little penguin BLINKS AT ME!!! YOU KNOW THE CUTE REAL ONE TO THIS DIRECTION ~~~>!!!
NOT EVEN KIDDING!!!!
So when I saw it blink right before I posted this I thought, "Hay! Maybe the freex that read this see it too!" Yeaaa freex is a word. SOUND IT OUT!!!!


So, freaks as I am NOW referring you as to, do you? Do ya see it, punks? 


Tell me in the comment square down there.
Ya know the one that says COMMENT HERE in GINO' letter. 'Gino' is my word for ginormous. IT'S A WERD...I THINK!! THAT LITTLE RED LINE DIDN'T COME UP SO IT'S A WERD!!!


Peace freex!

MY NEW BED!!!

I'm testing font on my black background --- still lovin' the lime green. And not just 'cause it's my FAVORITE COLOR!!!

I got a new bed couple nights ago. It's like 5 feet in the air and GROWING! I swear, the more I sleep on it the more crap gets piled onto it. So when it started it was 4 feet --- just sayin!!

I love it. It's almost like a memory foam mattress --- my bootay sinks into it! LOVING IT LOVING IT!!!










yeah, i said bootay!

Dork Diaries!!!!

Like my font? I've never, NEVER used pink before. It might be green though....HOW EMBARRASSING IF IT IS!! Anyway, I checked out this book Dork Diaries I (one) from the library a week ago. And I had about from this dot ~> .-----. <~ to that dot left in pages. And plus, I've already read it before. But I was just reviewing or reading it again to get caught up in case I forgot (and let me tell you --- I forgot!!). And as I was reading I hear this loud scream from the librarian, "ERICA HAS IT!!!" I nearly jumped out of my skin!! The librarian was talking to this little 9-year-old. I had NO CLUE what was going on so I said, "What?" And the FREAKY LIBRARIAN GOES, "You can't check out the second book ---- you're still reading the first one!" So I explained to her that I had so-much left and that I'd already read it. And she seemed to hear me --- but I'll never REALLY know. Now she flips out on me ---  but that's later. So she looks at this kid and goes, "How fast do you think you can read it?" This offended me because I could finish however much I had left in like 30 minutes. I was really ready for Dork Diaries II (two --- I love Roman numerals!!!). But the lady goes, "Can Sabreen read it? She really wants to..." I ALREADY CHECKED OUT THE BOOK, BTW!!! "...and she says she can read it in 2 days. And even if she doesn't finish it in two days, I will make her give it back to you on Friday! I promise!" Now this lady is say 40, 50 years old. Her talking like that already twisted and flopped my gut. But when I AGREED TO GIVE UP the book! AAAGH! I got like 18 pages left!!! But I explained this to my buddy, Kenz, as I painfully released the book into the scary lady's sweaty palms. And Kenz, who is RICH(!!!!!!), already owns the 18 dollar book. So she said, "I can give it to you tomorrow and let you read it. In fact, you can have it. I'm already done." I FLIPPED OUT!!! "Thank-you Kenz, thank you sooo much! AAAGGHH! THANK-YOU, KENZIE!!" She just smiled. She isn't very bright. She's the emo type.
Anyway, ya gotta love her. That money comes in handy and she's just the PERFECT friend.


Besides PeyPey my BFFL!




Ps...Kenz got me this SUPERCUTE penguin stickie (sticker). It says, "I ♥" then it has a pic of like 13 penguins standing in a row. EEEK!

Voxli!!!

Voxli.com is a wonderful site, I love it! If you have a microphone, plug it in and talk! Enjoy it!!!

U should play it!!!

Funnnnn

Im at PEYPEY THE POTATOES house right now!!!!
LOOK HER UP!!!!

peytynsblog.blogspot.com

(I'm suckin at typing right now!!! My finger i broken and wrapped.)

Penguin Report!!!

So who loves penguins??? EVERYONE!!! But if you don't, something is wrong with you...but take the poll to this direction ~> so I can see who's mental and who isn't! Thanks for reading!! Oh, and if anyone knows how to upload pics please tell me!! I DON'T KNOW HOW!!!!!!!